I feel so bad for McDonalds employees now

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 10/08/2017 at 11:52 • Filed to: None

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Apparently they were running a promotion for a cartoon by selling a limited quantity of szechuan sauce. When they ran out, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

I’m not going to say I’ve lost faith in humanity, but I’ve suddenly decided that Iraq isn’t such a bad place to live.

For Sweden > TheHondaBro 10/08/2017 at 11:57

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ban the internet

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > For Sweden 10/08/2017 at 12:02

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Ban the sauce

Sam > TheHondaBro 10/08/2017 at 12:06

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They should have probably done a few more than 20. Especially if only a few places will have it. Especially if amongst the few that have it, even fewer will *actually* have it.

They handled this really poorly. Should have just been a one-day limited run, or maybe a timed event. People would have still been upset ofc, but at least less people would be upset.

There’s also a pretty good chance this exactly the response they wanted, since now normal people can make fun of the R&M fans who are way angry over something so unimportant. They basically got a bunch of really cheap advertising.

Tohru > TheHondaBro 10/08/2017 at 12:17

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You could just move to Chiraq instead, that doesn’t need a passport.

ranwhenparked > TheHondaBro 10/08/2017 at 12:25

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I think this is a lesson to any other company thinking about doing a Rick & Morty tie-in. Don’t.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 10/08/2017 at 12:26

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get lost in the sauce

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > TheHondaBro 10/08/2017 at 12:32

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The real problem is that Rick and Morty fans are the WORST. A bunch of idiot 14 year olds screaming SZECHUAN SAUCE and IM PICKLE RICK in place of having an actual personality. I love the show, but it’s somehow bred the biggest group of assholes on the planet.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > TheHondaBro 10/08/2017 at 12:35

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Good, goooood. The memes are spilling over into real life. Until the fundamental laws of physics are replaced with memes. Then.... my plan will be complete.

OmerCarrothers333 > TheHondaBro 10/08/2017 at 12:38

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I work for the NBC affiliate in San Diego, and we reported that things were relatively calm at a local McDonalds that was “lucky” to have the sauce. I mean, yeah a bunch of goofs showed up shouting “GIMMIE THAT SAUCE!” and “PICKLE RICK!”, but to my knowledge they weren’t being dickheads when the store ran out.

Tekamul > TheHondaBro 10/08/2017 at 12:48

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Top tip:

1) Make your own sauce with the McDonalds recipe available on the internet

2) Print out your own McDs label from a pic of the sauce

3) Apply label to jar of homemade sauce

4) Calm the fuck down

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 10/08/2017 at 12:54

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Ban Rick and Morty

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 10/08/2017 at 13:02

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Counterpoint: these are pre-existing assholes. They would have gravitated towards another show/fad in its place. See also: certain people coming out of the woodwork when feeling suddenly politically empowered.

For Sweden > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/08/2017 at 13:05

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Many year ago, these were the personality traits of Simpsons fans.

ranwhenparked > For Sweden 10/08/2017 at 13:09

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Except the lack of social media contained them somewhat.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > For Sweden 10/08/2017 at 13:12

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DO THE BARTMAN

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/08/2017 at 13:53

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Why is this so true.

Now Reddit wants to lawyer up because “how could mcnaldos not have enough sauce for all of the fans!”

This is another show that will die because all of the fans are neckbeards with too much internet time and no self restraint.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/08/2017 at 13:59

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You mean like Samurai Jack fans?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 10/08/2017 at 14:02

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At least the comment has -244 points

user314 > Tekamul 10/08/2017 at 16:16

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4a) Sell bottles for $100 each on eBay

5) Retire to Costa Rica

Tapas > TheHondaBro 10/08/2017 at 16:21

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This just made me think - when was the last time any of our purchases were influenced by a cartoon character’s product endorsement? Lol

Let alone the will to set aside half a day to wait in line for hours just for the opportunity to eat at a McDonalds!

Tapas > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 10/08/2017 at 16:25

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Agreed. But McDonalds dropped the ball with their attempted tease.

Normal people would just see the clusterfuck and avoid this all together, like they regularly avoid McDonalds. But it has the opposite effect on these people, who feel the need to go batshit for what I’m guessing is total spoonfuls worth of soy + hoisin + garlic powder.